Teen Beat

I had a roundabout conversation today with Tram that went like this:

kid's cereals --> kid's tv shows --> Full House --> Uncle Jesse was hot (and he totally still is) --> Aunt Becky was hot too (and also still is) --> Summerland ("Becky's" new show)

Which THEN led to ...
Me: And there's that guy on that show. What's his name?
Tram: Which guy?
Me: That blonde kid who's a singer now.
Tram: Aaron Carter?
Me: Yeah! Wait, no?
*lots of debating, finally come up with Jesse McCartney*
Tram: They're not the same person?
Me: Are they?

So here's the ultimate question. Jesse McCartney and Aaron Carter, same person? Certainly you can understand the confusion given they look like this:

Aaron Carter, separate and distinct from

Jesse McCartney

Yet, NOT the same. Also, I've just spent the last 5 min Googling "Aaron Carter" and "Jesse McCartney." Hi, I'm in seventh grade.

P.S. Here's a picture of John Stamos, still looking good.