Cuteness makes everything better

Tramanh: i just got an email saying that i have to teach a staff training class in 2 weeks on Due Process and Commerce Clause
me: that is AWFUL
Tramanh: and minimum contacts
me: min contacts are awesome. you can rock min contacts. but how does one explain due process? like, i never really knew
Tramanh: seriously
Tramanh: substantive and procedural
me: substantive is the worst
Tramanh: i don't think i fully understood it until like....the last minute and only for purposes of the bar. hahha
me: totally
Tramanh: and the i wondered how i gt through Con Law w/o ever knowing
me: these were the things i wanted to let go
Tramanh: as i'm thinking about it now, i have totally forgotten what substantive due process is
me: i know, right? i never really knew! i could never explain it and no one could ever explain it to me. you'll like, list all your rights under sub due process and someone will inevitably raise their hand and go, so what IS it? the commerce clause will be easier. ooo, do the dormant commerce clause too!
Tramanh: oh god
me: lol
Tramanh: i had to make like...a flow chart to understand that
me: it could be worse. it could be like, explain the powers of government. though due process sucks pretty bad. i think all of con law sucks pretty bad. i have this really vague memory of a chart ...
Tramanh: i don't like this topic anymore. lets look at puppy pictures.

Puppy pictures make all your sorrows go away.