What is it about me
that makes people on the street think I'm a dog walker? I don't really understand this. I get asked this not TERRIBLY frequently, but enough times (and once again today) that I've lost count. Am I unreasonable in thinking this is weird? Because, also, how many people in the suburbs hire dog walkers?
Dog walkers, to me, work in big cities and look like this:

They carry fanny packs filled with treats and poo bags. They may wear a hat of some kind, and sunglasses attached to those string things that go around your neck.
I only bust out the fanny pack for special occasions. And I'm walking only two dogs. So they don't look the same. Do people ask Angelina Jolie if she's a child walker?
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I'm always amazed at how well behaved those dogs are around each other. City dogs are laid back and have good people/civilization manners. Suburban dogs get skippy when there's another dog across the street.
i heard rachel mcadams and ryan gosling are "on a break!" why?? they're supposed to have canadian babies! why do they play w/ my emotions like this?
also, i found the scene: http://www.themoviebox.net/movies/2004/NOPQR/Notebook,The/images/main-page.jpg
You live in Los Altos! Why do you walk your own dogs if you live in Los Altos? Hire someone! Brute.
Also, Angelina is not a child walker. She's a child shopper.
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