Obsolete

Tramanh: are you good at excel
me: i am mediocre
Tramanh: lol
my friend brenda made me this complicated excel spreadsheet for my wedding budget
(she was a math major)
i was like i don't understand how to use this
things are happening simultaneously between tabs
there are multiple sheets
me: ok ok ok ...
Tramanh: whoa whoa whoa
me: (this is more advanced than medocre, tram)
hey there! hold on! slow down!
what is this thing you kids are using these days, this EXCEL?
Tramanh: LOL
it's like how i don't know how to use adobe pdf things
me: i'm like a grandmother
seriously, when did i become this helpless??
Tramanh: i know
what will happen when we become obsolete
i'm going to be lke that old guy that works down the hall
that's all slow
i don't know how to use the remote i bought tu for xmas
me: this is a troubling realization, tram
Tramanh: it's like a $300 remote that controls all yoru devices at the same time
i call him when he's at work
me: LOL
Tramanh: i can't watch my dvd
LOL
me: HAHAHAH
this is like your mom calling you while you're at work
Tramanh: i just want to watch Baby Mama
why can't i do that
me: LOL
Tramanh: hahahha
omg
me: and then he'll have to write out a step-by-step instruction guide
Tramanh: it's exactly like my mom calling me at work
me: (like i have)
Tramanh: LOL
aaaah
me: aaaahhhh
what is happening
Tramanh: we're no longer the whippersnappers
we're the old people that don't know how to do some stuff
me: i know!!
how can this be??
Tramanh: our hey day
so short
so fleeting
me: i mean, i totally know how to program a vcr
i could run circles around a vcr
"what's a vcr, grandma?"
Tramanh: who cares, audrey
WHO CARES
me: LOL
omg, i'm totally laughing
we're watching 'blue rays" and "eding pdfs" and "using excel"
Tramanh: LOL
blu-ray
me: LOL
Tramanh: YOU SEE